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Red Sox Blow Another Winnable Game as Tampa Treats Fenway Like a Timeshare Property
The Tampa Bay Rays came into Fenway Park Thursday night and did what they always do: annoy the living hell out of Boston.
Your Boston Red Sox lost 8-4 to Tampa Bay in a game that felt tied for approximately seven minutes before immediately collapsing like a folding chair at a backyard wrestling event.
This team had a chance to build momentum after sweeping Detroit. Instead? They walked directly back into the familiar swamp of sloppy baseball, stranded runners, bullpen chaos, and Trevor Story swinging at pitches that may have legally landed in Rhode Island.
The Rays Play Baseball Like IRS Auditors
The Rays don’t beat you with stars.
They beat you with random created players from MLB The Show.
Ben Williamson? Chandler Simpson? Hunter Feduccia? These sound like guys trying to sell you pest control at Costco.
And somehow they all turn into prime Derek Jeter against Boston.
Tampa immediately jumped on the Red Sox in the second inning with a three-run rally featuring:
RBI singles
A bunt hit
Stolen bases
Productive outs
Actual situational baseball
Meanwhile the Red Sox offense still behaves like every hitter is trying to win a free Ford F-150 by hitting the Dunkin’ sign.
Jake Bennett Settled Down… Until the Sixth Inning Disaster
Jake Bennett actually gave Boston a respectable outing early on. He settled in after the ugly second inning and kept the Sox alive. Then the sixth inning arrived and the bullpen entered the game carrying gasoline and a lighter.
Greg Weissert came in and immediately turned a tied game into a Tampa infomercial.
Walks. Singles. Soft contact. Chaos.
Then Chandler Simpson — who looks like a guy that should be delivering DoorDash on a scooter — ripped a two-run single to make it 5-3.
At that point, Fenway sounded like a funeral home with beer prices.
Trevor Story Is Becoming Performance Art
Trevor Story finished with a single, two strikeouts, and several more moments that made fans question reality itself.
Every at-bat now feels like a scratch-off ticket.
You know you’re not winning.
But there’s still this tiny stupid voice in your head saying:
“Maybe this one?”
Nope.
Foul tip strikeout.
Pop out.
Groundout.
The full collector’s edition.
At one point he stole second base and actually scored, which honestly felt like spotting Bigfoot riding a unicycle through Kenmore Square.
Chandler Simpson and Junior Caminero Ended This Thing
Just when the Red Sox teased a possible comeback in the eighth after a Jarren Duran double and Wilyer Abreu sac fly made it 6-4… Tampa immediately stomped on everyone’s hopes like a raccoon digging through trash.
Junior Caminero launched a two-run homer in the ninth that basically felt like the Rays unplugging life support.
Ballgame.
And of course it was Caminero. Because every young superstar turns into Barry Bonds at Fenway while the Red Sox spend six years “evaluating” prospects like they’re reviewing mortgage applications.
Marcelo Mayer Continues To Look Legit
One positive?
Marcelo Mayer continues to look smooth defensively and composed at the plate despite the loss. The kid doesn’t look overwhelmed, which is more than we can say for about half this roster right now.
Ceddanne Rafaela also chipped in with an RBI single during Boston’s brief second-inning pulse.
Unfortunately the offense disappeared after that inning like a magician’s assistant.
The Rays Own Real Estate in Boston at This Point
The Rays improve, the Red Sox spiral emotionally, and Fenway once again turns into Tropicana Field North.
That’s the frustrating part:
Boston had momentum.
They had energy after the Detroit sweep.
The crowd was alive.
And then Tampa showed up with their army of random utility players and quietly stole another game while looking like they assembled the roster in an airport food court.
Classic Rays baseball.
Classic Red Sox self-destruction.
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