Brayan Bello Punched the Dugout Rail. The Rest of Us Just Punched a Wall.

The Red Sox lose 8-1 to the Blue Jays, get swept in Toronto, and somehow make a team that was 8-13 look like the 1927 Yankees.

Brayan Bello Is the Most Expensive Bad Pitcher in New England History

Let’s establish something before we dive in.

Brayan Bello is under contract through 2029. Six years, $55 million. The Red Sox handed this man the keys to the rotation and said, “You’re our guy.” And their guy just got pulled in the fourth inning — again — after throwing 63 pitches, givi…