Fireworks Shortage in Baltimore: Red Sox Pitching Causes Citywide Emergency

Orioles hit so many home runs, Camden Yards literally ran out of fireworks… and the Red Sox ran out of dignity

There are bad losses… and then there’s whatever the hell this was.

Your Boston Red Sox rolled into Camden Yards and turned it into a Fourth of July rehearsal for the Orioles. Except there was one small problem: Baltimore hit so many home runs, they literally ran out of fireworks. That’s not a joke. That’s not sarcasm. That’s not me exaggerating for effec…