Monster Mash and Bullpen Bash

Red Sox slug three homers, silence Astros 7–3 in a game that felt like a fireworks show disguised as a baseball game

Scene One: Romy’s Monster Moment

Yesterday the Red Sox opened their episode with Romy González channeling his inner action hero. First pitch, center field, gone. No warm-up, no foreplay, just pure violence. The Green Monster didn’t even blink. It was the kind of swing that makes pitchers question their life choices and fans wonder if Romy’s bat has a ven…