Oh Great… Now They Decide to Be Competent

Boston wins 5–0, takes the series, and confuses an entire fanbase that already wrote the obituary

Let’s just start here:

Nobody — and I mean nobody — thought this was happening.

Not after the 2–8 start.
Not after the offense looked like it needed GPS just to find first base.
Not after the bullpen treated every lead like it was optional.

And yet…

Final Score: Red Sox 5, Brewers 0

A shutout.
A SERIES WIN.
And somehow, the Red Sox looked like a functioning base…