Red Sox 5, Orioles 3 — “A Pulse… Don’t Panic, It’s Just One Game.

Boston Finally Looks Like a Competent Baseball Team (For About 2 Hours)

For one afternoon in Baltimore, your Boston Red Sox decided to try something new: playing actual Major League Baseball. And wouldn’t you know it, the result was a 5–3 win over the Orioles that felt less like a victory lap and more like finding $20 in your winter coat—pleasant, surprising, and immediately followed by the thought, “Wait… how did this even…