Red Sox 8, Orioles 1: Boston Finally Finds the Baseball Bat Drawer

Payton Tolle Shoves, Wilyer Abreu Launches, and the Orioles Get Stuffed Into the Fenway Laundry Chute

The Boston Red Sox beat the Baltimore Orioles 8–1 on Wednesday night at Fenway Park, which means yes, for one magical evening, the Red Sox remembered this sport involves hitting the ball, catching the ball, and not making the viewing audience question every life decision that led them here.

Your Boston Red Sox are now 26–34, still 10.5 games behind the f…