Red Sox 9, Guardians 4: The Seventh Inning Finally Found a Pulse

Boston wins a road series in Cleveland because apparently even this team occasionally remembers baseball is supposed to include offense.

The Red Sox Won, Which Is Still Legal Somehow

The Boston Red Sox beat the Cleveland Guardians 9–4 on Sunday afternoon at Progressive Field, and yes, that sentence is real. Nobody hacked the scoreboard. Nobody accidentally uploaded a spring training simulation. The Red Sox actually won a baseball game, took the series, and briefly looked like a functionin…