Red Sox Actually Show Up, Blue Jays Forget How to Hit Baseballs
Boston wins 5–0 in a game that felt illegal based on everything we’ve watched this season
Let’s Start With the Obvious
What… was that?
No seriously—what did we just watch?
Your Boston Red Sox went into Rogers Centre and played something that closely resembled competent baseball. Not just “they didn’t embarrass themselves” baseball. I’m talking about actual pitching, timely hitting, defense that didn’t look like a beer league tryout, and—brace y…
