Red Sox Bats Take Night Off, Astros Throw a Party (Guess Which Team Was Invited)

Boston sleepwalks through an 8–1 embarrassment while Houston casually reminds everyone what offense looks like

There are bad games… and then there’s whatever the hell this was.

Your Boston Red Sox rolled into Houston for Game 4 and decided—collectively, as a team—that hitting was optional. Not difficult. Not challenging. Optional. Like guacamole at Chipotle.

Final score: Astros 8, Red Sox 1.

And honestly? The 1 feels generous.