🎇 Red Sox Declare Independence from Incompetence with 11–2 Fireworks Show in D.C.

By Red Sox Digest — where sarcasm, stats, and emotional instability are always in season

🧨 Fifth-Inning Fireworks: Nationals Fans Experience All Five Stages of Grief

The fifth inning wasn’t a rally. It was a declaration of war. Boston’s lineup turned into the 1776 Continental Army and stormed the mound like it owed them rent.

Here’s the carnage:

• 🧃 Wilyer Abreu draws a bases-loaded walk. DJ Herz’s ERA files for witness protection.

• 🧨 Trevor St…