Red Sox Digest: Manfred’s Coloring Book of Doom

Because what baseball really needed was a geography lesson from the guy who gave us pitch clocks and ghost runners.

No Game? No Problem—Let’s Talk Realignment

The Red Sox had a day off, which normally means we’d all be sipping Dunkin’ and quietly Googling “why does my back hurt at 40?” But instead, Rob Manfred decided to spice things up with a little arts-and-crafts project called Major League Realignment.

Here’s the gist: expand to 32 teams, murder the American and Na…