Red Sox Get Smoked by Orioles, 8–2, Because Apparently One Good Game Was Too Much Responsibility

Brayan Bello turned the first inning into a crime scene, the offense went back into witness protection, and the Red Sox dropped another Fenway series because apparently progress is illegal.

The Boston Red Sox had a chance to win a home series on Thursday afternoon.

Let’s just sit with that for a second.

A home series.

At Fenway Park.

Against the Baltimore Orioles.

And because this team treats opportunity like a raccoon treats a trash barrel, they immediately climbed inside, knocked everything over, and came out wearing coffee grounds and shame.

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