Red Sox Obliterate Twins in Minneapolis: A Target Field Massacre

Bello Carves, Duran Explodes, and González Lands the Final Humiliation in a 13-1 Baseball Blitzkrieg

If you were one of the 30,000 brave souls who wandered into Target Field on July 30 hoping to see a competitive baseball game, condolences. What you witnessed instead was a nine-inning therapy session for the Red Sox, who apparently took personal offense to the concept of “Minnesota nice” and responded with a 13-1 demolition that felt more like a public…