Red Sox Offense Declared Missing After Another Fenway Funeral
Kyle Schwarber launches another moonshot while Boston strands runners like abandoned shopping carts in the rain
The Boston Red Sox lost another baseball game Thursday night at Fenway Park. At least we think it was baseball. There were uniforms, bats, and a scoreboard involved, but offensively this looked more like eleven guys trying to assemble IKEA furniture with oven mitts on.
The Phillies beat Boston 2-1 in the finale of the three-game series, taking two out of…
