Red Sox Sweep Rockies — And It Wasn’t Even Close

Let’s be honest: this wasn’t baseball. This was a group therapy session where the Rockies showed up to cry and the Red Sox handed them tissues — with box scores printed on them.

Three games.
Three wins.
And enough dominance to make you wonder if Colorado thought Fenway was a vacation rental.

If you didn’t catch any of the games, don’t worry — neither did the Rockies, apparently.