Red Sox Win Home Opener, and Somehow Didn't Ruin It.

A rare night where the pitching held, the kids delivered, and chaos took the night off

For one day… just one… the Boston Red Sox played a complete baseball game.

No meltdown.
No defensive circus.
No bullpen horror movie in the 8th inning.

Just a 5–2 win over the Padres that felt… disturbingly normal.

And honestly? That might be the most shocking part.