“Royal Pain Relief”

The Red Sox Finally Won a Baseball Game and Boston Reacted Like We Landed on the Moon

The 2026 Boston Red Sox won a baseball game Monday night. Yes, really. Hide the duck boats. Call your uncle who’s been doom-posting since April. Put down the emergency Dunkin’. Your Boston Red Sox beat the Kansas City Royals 3-1 at Kauffman Stadium and, for one night at least, the baseball gods stopped using Fenway Park as a personal rage experiment.

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