Someone should probably check on the White Sox

The Red Sox treated the White Sox like a batting practice pitcher, Caleb Durbin unloaded the grand slam, Wilyer Abreu hit two missiles, and Fenway witnessed another baseball crime scene.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I’d like to report a murder.

The victim?

The Chicago White Sox pitching staff.

Time of death?

Approximately 7:18 p.m.

Cause of death?

An uncontrollable case of Red Sox offense.

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