Sox Sweep and Snicker: Orioles Outlasted by Clueless Boston Brawlers
Refsnyder's return feels like a heart transplant, Story turns back time, and the O’s couldn’t bunt their way out of a paper bag.
Game Recap: Nail‑Biter in Baltimore
On a sticky August night at Camden Yards, the Red Sox clinched a 3‑2 win over the Orioles, wrapping up a four‑game sweep like a band of angry seniors at bingo night. Trevor Story blasted a solo shot early to remind everyone, “Yes, I still swing a mean bat”. Rob Refsnyder—back from the injured list and trying not to grunt every time he trots—jacked one out in his return and promptly reminded us why we bother. But the real mic‑drop came in the eighth when Romy Gonzalez sent Roman Anthony home with the go‑ahead single that broke the Orioles' backs the way an unexpected bill does.
Let’s not delude ourselves with sentiment—this was their seventh win in eight games on the road. And even Alex Cora, in between preening, pointed out it wasn’t a one-man act—though it kinda felt like one more ginger-snap away from that.
Turning Point & Stumbles
Here’s when the game turned from “meh” to “hell yeah” for Sox fans: after playing a tight 2–2 slugfest, Boston’s bullpen sniffed victory in the eighth. The O’s, meanwhile, managed to strand nine runners—because nothing says “we played hard” like standing around on the base paths. Dylan Carlson’s double‑and‑out at third in the ninth? That was the metaphorical cherry on top of package labeled “Orioles: Still Clueless”.
Player Box Score (Top 5 Sox Contributors)
Player AB H HR RBI
Trevor Story 4 1 1 1
Rob Refsnyder 4 2 1 1
Romy Gonzalez 4 1 0 1
Roman Anthony 3 2 0 0
Garrett Crochet 6 IP 2 ER 7 SO (Pitching)
Story and Refsnyder delivered the sort of fireworks the bullpen only dreams about. Gonzalez reminded us that often, hitting works.
Quotes & Commentary
Alex Cora, meaning well or just avoiding questions, said, “It’s total team effort here.” Right, because nothing screams team more than two guys doing all the work and everyone else just scrambling to keep it from collapsing.
Meanwhile, the Orioles are still trying to figure out basic math—like why you don’t leave nine runners stranded if you want to win.
Opponent Misfires
Let’s give the Orioles some credit—they were consistent mishaps. Stranded runners, botched defense, and about as much clutch as a soggy napkin. Dylan Carlson getting doubled and tagged out at third? If the goal was to lose in style, mission accomplished.
Momentum Check: Is It Real, or Just Fantasy?
Current Streak? Sweeping the Orioles makes it back‑to‑back series wins. The road trip? A tidy 7–1. Momentum? Apparently still in the “maybe” bin.
Standings Implication: They’re neck-and-neck with the Yankees for the top AL Wild Card spot. But before we start planning parades, let’s remember Boston fans exist—they’ll temper optimism with a shrug.
Future Outlook: Pirates, Brace Yourselves
Next up: Pittsburgh rolls into Fenway. Perfect time to either prove the “momentum” is more than just a rumor or run over a team that makes the Orioles look coordinated. Expect more ball‑scramble and, god help us, maybe another Refsnyder cameo.
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