The Red Sox Actually Scored Runs and Nobody Called the Police

Jarren Duran Finally Hit a Ball Harder Than My Blood Pressure

For one night in Kansas City, the Boston Red Sox remembered that baseball games can, in fact, be won by scoring more than three runs.

Shocking development, honestly.

After what felt like two straight weeks of watching this offense attempt to hit baseballs with pool noodles, Boston exploded for SEVEN runs Tuesday night in a 7-1 beatdown of the Kansas City …