Wilyer’s Revenge Tour Continues as the Red Sox Shut the Rays Up

Boston Finally Played a Baseball Game Without Looking Like a DMV Line During a Power Outage

The Boston Red Sox finally remembered that scoring runs and preventing runs at the same time is generally considered a good strategy in Major League Baseball.

On a night where Fenway Park actually felt alive for once, the Sox beat the Rays 2-0 behind dominant pitching, a pair of solo bombs, and enough strikeouts to make Tampa Bay hitters look like they w…