Your Best Hitter Watches. Story Steals Home Because This Team Can't Hit A Beach Ball.

Boston finds a new, innovative way to lose: don’t use your best weapon and hope vibes carry you.

Final Score: Cardinals 3, Red Sox 2

Let’s just get this out of the way right now — this wasn’t just a loss.

This was managerial malpractice wrapped in a two-run offensive masterpiece that would make a Little League team blush.

And yes… we’re getting to Roman Anthony. Don’t worry.